内容摘要：教学重点：1．句型：Howmany…doyouhave?Howmangy…canyousee?2．词汇：twenty-one…thirty,thirty-one…forty,forty-one…fifty教学难点：1．发音：thirteen与thirty,fourteen与forty,fifteen与fifty教具准备：1．5－6个计数器230本英语书、40本图画书和50本故事书.3．教材相配套的教学课件［Unit2Let’slearn／B］4．教材相配套的教学录音带教学过程：（一）热身／复习（Warm-up/Revision）1．复习数字1－201）报数：教师让学生从1－20按顺序用英文报数，如果前一个学生报到…
内容摘要：幼儿园英语教案活动设计活动内容：1.zoofarm2.afteryou!班级：**班人数：33人时间：课时：30分钟教师：活动目标：1.理解词语含义，发音准确。2.喜欢玩游戏，用英语玩角色游戏。准备：图片、汽车方向盘、售票员。活动过程：一．出示图片1.t:morningkids.c:morning2.t:todayit’sasuyday?let’splaytogetherok?c:ok!二．老师带领幼儿一同出去玩。走到图片a处t:oh,what’sit?c:pandafoxdog……t:为什么它们都到这里来了，我们应该把它们送到哪里呢？c:动物园。t:yeszoo.c:zoo.老师带领幼儿一起gotothezoo…
内容摘要：Onedayinadrawingclass,theteachertoldtheclasstodrawanabstract(抽象的)drawing.Afterawhile,asmallboyturnedhisdrawingin.Theteacherlookatitbutsawnothing,onlyapieceofwhitepaper.Whatdidyoudraw?saidtheteacher.Acoweatsgrass,theboyanswered.Whereisthegrass?Thecowhaseatenitup,repliedtheboy.Well,butwhereisthecow?theteacheras…
内容摘要：AmarriedcouplewasplanningtogoonvacationinKeyWest,Florida.Themanwentdownfirst,whilethewifewasfinishingupabusinessmeetinginNewYorkCity.ThehusbandarrivedanddecidedtoemailhiswifetotellherhearrivedinKeyWest.Afterhetypedhismessage,heaccidentallytypedinthewrongemailaddress.Theemailwenttoawomanwhowasgrievingoverherre…
内容摘要：AwomanwenttoapplyforajobattheTickleMeElmofactory.Shewenttoherinterview,andanhourorsolatershegotthejob.Themanagercongratulatedherandtoldhertobeatworkat8:00sharpthenextmorning.Thenextmorningshebreezedinat8:00andstartedtowork.Afteracoupleofhours,afellowworkerrushedintothemanager’soffice.Sir,hesaid,thewomanyoujus…
内容摘要：Alittleguygetsonaplaneandsitsnexttothewindow.Afewminuteslater,abig,heavy,strong,mean-looking,hulkingguyplopsdownintheseatnexttohimandimmediatelyfallsasleep.Thelittleguystartstofeelalittleairsick,buthesafraidtowakethebigguyuptoaskifhecangotothebathroom.Heknowshecantclimboverhim,andsothelittleguyissittingthere,…
内容摘要：Onedayanoldladywalkedintothedoctorsofficeandwasshownintoaroom.Whenthedoctorcameinandaskedwhattheproblemwas,sheanswered,Ihaveawfulgas,butitdoesntbotherme.Yousee,itscompletelysilentanddoesntsmellatall.Thedoctor,afterexaminingherthoroughly,gavehersomepillsandtoldhertotakeoneeverydayandcomebackinaweek.Theladyretu…
内容摘要：Ablondewasterriblyoverweight,soherdoctorputheronadiet.Iwantyoutoeatregularlyfor2days,thenskipaday,andrepeatthisprocedurefor2weeks.ThenexttimeIseeyou,youllhavelostatleast5pounds.Whentheblondereturned,sheshockedthedoctorbylosingnearly20pounds.Why,thatsamazing!thedoctorsaid,Didyoufollowmyinstructions?Theblondeno…
内容摘要：Anelderlyhusbandandwifenoticedthattheywerebeginningtoforgetmanylittlethingsaroundthehouse.Theywereafraidthatthiscouldbedangerous,asoneofthemcouldaccidentallyforgettoturnoffthestoveandthuscauseafire.So,theydecidedtogoseetheirdoctortogetsomehelp.Theirdoctortoldthemthatmanypeopleoftheiragefinditusefultowritethem…
内容摘要：Amiddleagedwomanhasaheartattackandistakentothehospital.Whileontheoperatingtableshehasaneardeathexperience.DuringthatexperiencesheseesGodandaskifthisisit.Godsaysnoandexplainsthatshehasanother30yearstolive.Uponherrecoveryshedecidestojuststayinthehospitalandhaveafacelift,liposuction,breastaugmentation,tummytuck,…
内容摘要：AnelephantandacrocodilewereswimmingintheAmazon,whentheelephantspotsaturtlesunninghimselfonarock.Theelephantwalksovertotheturtle,pickshimupinhistrunkandhurlshimfarintothejungle.Whatdidyoudothatfor?asksthecrocodile.Theelephantanswers,Thatturtlewastheonethatbitmealmostfiftyyearsago.Thecrocodilesays,Andyouremembe…
内容摘要：Onedayadiverwasenjoyingtheaquaticworld20ftbelowsealevel.Henoticedaguyatthesamedepthhewas,buthehadonnoscubagearwhatsoever.Thediverwentbelowanother20ftbuttheguyjoinedhimafewminuteslater.Thediverwentbelow25ft,butminuteslater,thesameguyjoinedhim.Thisconfusedthediver,sohetookoutawaterproofchalk-and-boardset,andwro…
内容摘要：1.Sawelephants2.Triedtocatchsaidelephants3.Discodancedaroundmycubicleatwork4.Hadtore-mortgagethehousetobuymoreexpression5.BartendertoldmeIdhadenough6.HeardsloshingsoundswhenIwalked7.ShooktoomuchtohookupthecoffeeIV8.SupportedtheotherhalfoftheColombianGNP9.BeentotheJohn15timesinthelast30minutes10.Seizuresaresta…
内容摘要：Standingattheedgeofthelake,amansawawomanflailingaboutinthedeepwater.Unabletoswim,themanscreamedforhelp.Atroutfishermanranup.Themansaid,MywifeisdrowningandIcantswim.Pleasesaveher.Illgiveyouahundreddollars.Thefishermandoveintothewater.Intenpowerfulstrokes,hereachedthewoman,puthisarmaroundher,andswambacktoshore.…
内容摘要：Twoguysaretalkingabouttheirbosssupcomingwedding.Onesays,Itsridiculous,hesrich,buthes93yearsold,andshesjust26!Whatkindofaweddingisthat?Theothersays,Well,wehaveanameforitinmyfamily.Whatdoyoucallit?Wecallitafootballwedding.Thefirstasks,Whatsafootballwedding?Theothersays,Sheswaitingforhimtokickoff!…
内容摘要：AlawyernamedStrangedied,andhisfriendaskedthetombstonemakertoinscribeonhistombstone,HereliesStrange,anhonestman,andalawyer.Theinscriberinsistedthatsuchaninscriptionwouldbeconfusing,forpassersbywouldtendtothinkthatthreemenwereburiedunderthestone.Howeverhesuggestedanalternative:Hewouldinscribe,Hereliesamanwhowas…
内容摘要：Abusinessmanwasdiningatafancyrestaurantand,sothestorygoes,metLeeIacoccabythephonebooth.MrIacocca,hegushed,theAmericanbusinesshero!Ivestudiedyourcareer,andanysuccessIvehadcomesfromemulatingyou.Wouldyoudomeafavour?Imwithsomecolleagues.Pleasecomebymytable,sayHello,Harry,andletmeintroduceyou.Itwouldmeansomuchtome…
内容摘要：AWOMANwithababyinherarmswassittinginthewaitingroomatarailwaystation,sobbingbitterly.Upcameaporterandaskedherwhatthetroublewas.Oh,dearme,shecried,somepeoplewerehere,andtheyweresorudetomeaboutmyson!Imallupset.Theysaidhewassougly.There,there,now,saidtheportersoothingly,Dontworryaboutit.Itellyouwhat.Howaboutanice…
内容摘要：byRockyKassos1.Bringablowhorn.Useitwhenyouaskoransweraquestion.2.Heckletheprofessor.3.Hireavideocrewtocometotheclass.Ifaskedaboutit,saythatyouhavetotapethelectureforafriend.4.Bringawatergun.Shoottheprofessorwhenhisbackisturned.5.Gettheotherstudentsinyourrowtodothewave.6.Bringasmallchalkboardtoclass.Asktheprof…
内容摘要：1.Removethejugfromthewatercooleranddrinkfromitperiodically,braggingthatyougotthelastone.2.Photocopythingsaroundtheoffice,suchaslamps,pottedplants,staplers,etc.Ifsomeoneasksaboutit,justsayYounevercanbetoocareful.3.Turnyourradioupfullblastandsingalongloudlywiththesong.Inviteotherstojoinyou.4.Pretendtobehypnotiz…
内容摘要：1.Smokejimsonweed.Dowhatevercomesnaturally.2.Switchthesheetsonyourbedswhiles/heisatclass.3.Twitchalot.4.Pretendtotalkwhilepretendingtobeasleep.5.Stealafishtank.Fillitwithbeeranddumpsardinesinit.Talktothem.6.Becomeasubgenius.7.Injecthis/herTwinkieswithamixtureofDexatrimandMSG.8.Learntolevitate.Whileyourroommat…
内容摘要：10ReasonsWhyYouShouldAskYourBossforARaise10.Youtakeyourpaychecktothebankandthetellerburstsoutinhystericallaughter.9.TheRedCrosscallsandoffersyouemergencyassistance.8.YouronlychargecardsarefortheSalvationArmy,ARC,andDAVthriftstores.7.Youworkfulltimeandyoustillqualifyforfoodstamps.6.Youemptyoutyourpiggybankandt…
内容摘要：Onethingthathasalwaysbuggedme,andImsureitdoesmostofyou,istositdownatthedinnertableonlytobeinterruptedbyaphonecallfromatelemarketer.Idecided,ononesuchoccasion,totrytobeasirritatingastheyweretome.ThecallwasfromAT&Tanditwentsomethinglikethis:Me:HelloAT&T:Hello,thisisAT&T...Me:IsthisAT&T?AT&T:…
内容摘要：Itseemsthegentlemanhadover-imbibedataparty,washeadinghome,andwaspulledoverbyastatetrooper.Uponbeingtested,thefellowcouldntwalkastraightlineanymorethanhecoulddriveone,sothetrooperwroteoutaticketandhadjustgivenittothedriverbeforeanaccidentintheoppositelanetookhisattentiontomoreimportantmatters.Theinebriateddriv…
内容摘要：-SubmittedbyBobCastroImcurrentlyrunningthelatestversionofGirlFriendandIvebeenhavingsomeproblemslately.IvebeenrunningthesameversionofDrinkingBuddies1.0foreverasmyprimaryapplication,andalltheGirlFriendreleasesIvetriedhavealwaysconflictedwithit.IhearthatDrinkingBuddieswontcrashifGirlFriendisruninbackgroundmodean…
内容摘要：Anengineerdiesandreportstothepearlygates.St.Petercheckshisdossierandsays,Ah,youreanengineer──youreinthewrongplace.Sotheengineerreportstothegatesofhellandisletin.Prettysoon,theengineergetsdissatisfiedwiththelevelofcomfortinhell,andstartsdesigningandbuildingimprovements.Afterawhile,theyvegotairconditioningandfl…
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内容摘要：OneyearatHarvard,therewasareallyhugelecturewithfourorfivehundredpeople.Nobodylikedtheclassbecauseitwasreallyhard,anditwasjusttoobig.Whentheirfinalrolledaround,everybodywasreallynervous.Beforetheybegan,theprofessorsaid,Youareallottedexactlytwohourstocompletethisexam.anyonewhodoesnotstopwritingaftertimehasbeenc…
内容摘要：Amanwhoisdrivingacarisstoppedbyapoliceofficer.Thefollowingexchangetakesplace....Themansays,Whatstheproblemofficer?Officer:Imgoingtogiveyouacitationfornotwearingyourseatbelt.Man:OhIjusttookitoffwhenyouwerewalkinguptothecar.Wife:OhHarry,youneverwearyourseatbelt.Themanturnstohiswifeandyells,SHUTYOURMOUTH!,WOMAN!…
内容摘要：...aslongas...deadOURson,atagefive,hadafascinationformotorcycles.Thesightofonewouldalwaysbringsquealsofdelight,accompaniedbyexcitedremarksofLookatthat!Lookatthat!Imgoingtohaveoneofthosesomeday.HisdadsresponsealwayswasNotaslongasImalive.Oneday,whileoursonwastalkingtoalittlefriend,amotorcyclepassedby.Heexcitedl…